Good Beginning

So, ever since I started posting my crazy fortunes, I really look forward to getting my cookie after a nice Chinese lunch. And when I get a sort of normal one, I sometimes try again to see if I can find something stranger the second time around. Actually, it took me three tries this afternoon, but I ended up with this:

"Good beginning is half done."

Huh? Nice... :-)

Setting Satisfactorily

Another fun fortune cookie prediction:

"You will make many changes before setting satisfactorily."

Uh, what?

The Champion of Whatever

Chinese fortune cookies amuse me. I mean, besides the fact that they don't actually have fortune cookies in China, the "fortunes" often aren't really even. So I think I'll start sharing some of my favorites that I find. Today's:

"Go for the gold today! You'll be the champion of whatever."